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Friend:  *sneezes*
Me:  Bless you
Friend:  *sneezes five more times*
Me:  chill

*goes online shopping*

*puts everything i want in a cart*

*checks subtotal*

*laughs and closes tab*


(Source: hilarious-teen)


ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

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